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The Beginning’s Beginning

   Posted by: Hank   in Three Fellas

The beginning’s beginning is an intricate tale about the last of the three fellas, Hank. Our stalwart companion is an alchemist by trade, specializing in the magical and mystical properties of water cooling and purifying. He comes from a land where the summers are long and the winters are few.

While tinkering in the apothecary trying to create a new tablet that would increase the effectiveness of water purification, Hank accidentally created an extremely potent virility supplement. Being the courageous and confident man that he was, Hank tried the mixture on himself…

As mentioned previously, we find this would-be hero sitting in a tavern with a frozen bag of peas on his man parts. This is because, Hanks lovely lady, having given birth to their third son, due to Hanks experiment gone awry demanded our companion undergo a very danger procedure the andals call a “vasectomy.” For the benefit of our viewing audience, we shall refrain from describing this barbaric, beastly procedure.

Having survived this horrible ordeal, Hank finds himself with much more free time in the after hours and detours, like many a wandering soul, to the local pub to fill the hours of the eve in the company of those looking for answers in the bottom of a mug.

Click Three Fellas Brew – The Story So Far…. for the rest of the posts in the series.

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